96: Doctors

A man had some medical tests, and went to his doctor on a follow-up visit. The doctor said, "Well sir, I have some good news, and some bad news. Which do you want first?"

The man says, "Give me the good news."

The doctor says, "You have 3 days to live."

The man cries, "Oh my God! That's the GOOD news? What's the bad news?"

The doctor says, "Well...I got the test results two days ago!"