36. Pirates

Two pirates are stranded on an island with only one bottle of water.
They decide to ration it out between the two of them. One pirate points
to the bottle and explains that he gets this half and that the other
one gets the other half. In the morning the first pirate finds that all
the water is gone. Angry, he demands an ex...planation from the other
pirate. The other pirate says, "I had to go through your half of the
bottle to get to mine".