129. Millionaire

man: i became a millionaire when i met my wife

Man2: that's great!what were you before that?

Man: A Multi-millionaire!!

128: fights!

My girlfriend ask me the other night:" Is love blind?"

I answered:" Nope, its jus the people are blind."

And the fight started....

(Thanks Hannah)

127: Love Of your life

Jack: How much would u pay to meet the love of your life tonight?

Ray: $1.19 for bus fare.

(Thanks Hannah)

126: Blind Men

Q: blind people shouldn't sky dive. Y?

A:It scares the $#@& out of their dogs.

125: Cow

Q: what do u get out of a scared cow??

A: milkshake!!

124: Plane Black Boxes

If the people who designed the black box flight recorder and claimed tat it cannot be damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

123: FOOL

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.